Lexicon

Making up new words is so much fun. Check out some of my favorites from DailyCandy…

blamestorming:
(n.) A meeting whose sole purpose is to discuss why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

drimming:
(v.) Drunk instant-messaging.

fifty-footer:
(n.) Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals …
mouse potato:
(n.) The wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

PST:
(n.) Acronym. Code for “poppy seed in teeth” or “piece of shit in teeth.” Pronounced “pssst” so as not to alert everyone else at the table.

karat dangler:
(n.) A woman who finds it of utmost importance to flaunt her engagement/wedding ring at all times. (“Who does that karat dangler think she’s impressing? Like I’ve never seen a rock before.”)

tart fuel:
(n.) Girlie drinks. e.g., cosmos, kirs, or anything that tastes like Kool-Aid