Making up new words is so much fun. Check out some of my favorites from DailyCandy

(n.) A meeting whose sole purpose is to discuss why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

(v.) Drunk instant-messaging.

(n.) Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals …
mouse potato:
(n.) The wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.

(n.) Acronym. Code for “poppy seed in teeth” or “piece of shit in teeth.” Pronounced “pssst” so as not to alert everyone else at the table.

karat dangler:
(n.) A woman who finds it of utmost importance to flaunt her engagement/wedding ring at all times. (“Who does that karat dangler think she’s impressing? Like I’ve never seen a rock before.”)

tart fuel:
(n.) Girlie drinks. e.g., cosmos, kirs, or anything that tastes like Kool-Aid